Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
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Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.
Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!
by vbragg1 September 8, 2025
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Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
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Kathy Unicorn

An adopt me player who won't quit pretending to be broke in the game to get free pets. Sometimes they will be dressed trashy or as a trash can with a display name reading, "unwanted pet bin."

Fem: Kathy Unicorn
Masc: Kayden Unicorn
Ex: Look at Kathy Unicorn over there trying to beg for a free mega neon turtle.. Who does she think she is?
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Unicorn

An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?
Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!
by Bear0425 December 8, 2021
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