Chocolate Thunder

The most handsome man on this earth

If you are chocolate thunder you are a smokin hot man! And that’s on period!

by TheBAU💅😗 July 25, 2020

Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon

by engineerfishmen February 21, 2021

Chocolate thunder

Anal intercourse + burrito

Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?

by Chipotle+chill December 15, 2017

chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 09, 2018

Chocolate Thunder

When a fat black person twerks

Guy: Hey Requise show me some of that chocolate thunder!

by Pie in my eye December 14, 2020

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 20, 2024

tittie thunder

When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.

I just got a tittie thunder. My chest is on fire!!

by Lrams October 06, 2015