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Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
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Maura and Matthew

Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.
Omg have you heard about Maura and Matthew?! They're so freaking cute!
by Cookiexmonstax November 25, 2017
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Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.
Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now
by jojobowbow February 10, 2024
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Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed
“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head
by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018
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Matthew

He is a Matthew, his bubble is big!!
by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021
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Matthew

A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.
Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"

Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"

"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."

"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."

"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."
by FoxyFoxDancer November 13, 2020
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Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum
I have just saint Matthew you
by Zekekez April 22, 2022
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