Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

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suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020

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Noobed

Dying in a game from the most stupid way.

The fall damage just noobed you.

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noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper

harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

by jijun't April 30, 2020

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Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.

Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.

by Elle394 May 24, 2020

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