Country Poser

A country poser is a person who thinks they're country for living 2 minutes outside of city limits.

My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..

by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025

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Country Scared

When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.

"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"

by Rural Bender Ray January 16, 2023

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National love a country boy day

Go love a country boy cause there as hot as they get

I'm gonna go love a country boy since it's National love a country boy day, February 27!

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

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Eiffel Tower country

Bb, my best friend ever and it will stay that way 🔫
I love ram sm and I trust them with my life :
Been with them for almost a year and rams never left my side.
Love you so much bb <33

“Eiffel Tower country, my beloved /p”
“Wanna play Minecraft bb?”

by Crow_1899 July 21, 2021

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A country boy is someone who wears their pants pulled up, they listen to ol country music, an some new stuff to, they drive trucks and work hard as hell, they are willin to give the shirt off their back for anyone in need, they pray, and live under the good lord, they dont intentionally start fights, but aint afraid to finish or back down from one. they are hella respectful and treat their girl and family, better than anyone. country boys are the best, and id rather have a guy with jeans,boots and a truck, than a guy with a suit, shiny, shoes and a ferrari.

ladies love country boys

by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

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