Blue Knuckle

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre March 15, 2012
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Blue knuckle

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Have you ever heard of a blue knuckle? Check out McCain’s finger.
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knuckle hunter

single male that constantly searches for female companion to lay
"That boy ain't no gentleman, he's a knuckle hunter!"
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Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.
When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.
by MegzMaree June 11, 2024
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Knuckles Muscles

A flex, usually in the form of an emoji, used to indicate a post of strength or celebrate the dunking upon of an irritant or adversary.
I added a knuckles muscles to Shan's post when he shutdown Sam's dumb idea.
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fuck knuckle

A slang term for a dumb mother fucker who really does not understand they are a dumb mother fucker.
After a lame conversation I had to say, “He is such a fuck knuckle”.
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Fuck Knuckle

The second knuckle of any digit when inserted into an orifice in a sexual manner.
I was fingdipin' this girl to the fuck knuckle after the baseball game the other day.
by elcapitandeganja October 04, 2013
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