Johnny McPoopenheimer

God's true child

"HOLY SHIT IT'S JOHNNY MCPOOPENHEIMER, RUN!!"

by spadethecool March 4, 2022

Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

Johnny

Johnny is a character.

He is two-faced when you meet him, but once you get to know him...

He acts a fool but really cares about you

He is not soft, not even once you get to know him inside out.

But he isn't tough. He meets in the middle.

If you meet him. Don't let him go. He is evil, and devious.

But he is also caring and goofy.

"Johnny made me so sad the other day."

"He is just showing affection. But yeah he is kinda mean."

by simplyhelping September 4, 2021

Johnny

Slang for someone with a huge ego. They typically surf or skateboard and have long hair . you can only be aJohnny if you are male. Aka douchebag

I broke up with my boyfriend because he was such a Johnny

by Mast3rBu1lder May 11, 2021

Johnny

Cooler than Abi

Johnny is cooler than Abi

by totallyradjohnny May 13, 2021

Johnny Whitetail

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them

That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me

by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021