Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J

“I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him”

by Caitlinator16 April 20, 2022

Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

jason ortiz

Very huge penis & loves fucking men with big bootys

Omg jason ortiz loves fucking bootys

by Glory8233 April 10, 2017

Jason ramey

A total fucking bad ass

Jason Ramey is a wicked snowmobile Rider and an all around bad ass

by Jason ramey November 24, 2018

jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

Jason

When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.

Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.

by Official duckgang January 7, 2022

Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates

Ew look it’s jason

by Uh ok..... May 6, 2024