On the 365th day, on the 24th hour, the 59th minute, and the 59th second of 2020, as the clock strikes twelve, a gamma ray burst from a near by super nova will make a lucky strike, perfectly searing earth, killing everyone instantly.
The ball is dropping and all you can hear are shouts and chears. Anticipation fills the streets of Times Square. TEN! All eyes on One Times Square. NINE! The chearing amplifies EIGHT! All observers now synchronously counting to one SEVEN! The shouting continues... SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! Everyone unanimously wanting the End of 2020! TWO! Impending doom! ONE! Boom. The last thing you see is a instant flash of red light... Then silence... The whole world immediately, filled with peace and tranquility. Thats how 2020 will end.
by Fatticket December 5, 2020
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Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
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Guy 2: I don't know
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Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen
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