Zebra Disease

When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease

Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid

by A Sassy Gentlemen Called Ray May 29, 2022

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD)

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.

"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"

by Tobbis January 17, 2024

Blake disease

A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you

I think he suffers from Blake disease

by Ovenormitts February 20, 2019

neuclear dumbass disease

When your retarded

Have you seen my brother bilo he has some kind of neuclear dumbass disease in his brain

by Swampshrek November 16, 2023

Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.

Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!

by Brandon Zheng April 26, 2011

Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.

Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease

by Freshdumb December 23, 2019

A.N.D Disease

A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya

Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!

by swaggy v February 25, 2022