Chad

A person who does not care when faced with great danger. A person who will someday bonk all the bad people and one day be the king of the world.

He went skydiving into the water, what a Chad!

by Speeeeeeeeeeeeeed November 23, 2021

Chad

Best type of guy, mainly with a big dick.

Hey, look! It's that guy, Cezar, he's a big chad!

by DoinUrMOm0210391039 July 21, 2022

chad

Small discs (usually pink or yellow) punched out of paper tape by a TELETYPE perforator. Normally
collected and stored for disposal until a full or clogged disposal system causes an overflow and

these little bastards go everywhere and stick to anything thanks to the paper having a static charge
and lightly oiled.

How can you spot a teletype operator/maintenance person?
They have CHAD on their arms and clothing.

by teletype maintenance guy October 27, 2022

Pulling a chad

Thinking an elk is a horse.

“Is that a horse?” “Nope you’re just pulling a chad.”

by Pk33 April 13, 2024

Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"

Chad dies first again!

by Tomauto November 11, 2023

chadding

Chad Roberts’ method of teaching.

Student 1: My professor just drones on and on during class and we never learn anything!
Student 2: Not in my class. We learn a lot.

Student 1: How, does your teacher lecture?
Student 2: Nah, he’s usually just chadding up there.

Student 1: He’s what?
Student 2: He’s chadding! Chad Roberts’ method of teaching. Check out his book, “The Art of Chadding.”

by hangingoutsociallyatthestation February 26, 2025

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022