Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid

YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR

by tw@t August 24, 2021

tag bastard

When you miss type rat bastard and send it to your friend.

“You tag bastard!” “What does that mean?”

by Quacky boy21 March 19, 2021

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020