bastard water

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
by ShogunOfSorrow December 31, 2015
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Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.
Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!
by the_game March 05, 2021
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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 05, 2011
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Full time mad bastard

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO
by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021
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Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 10, 2024
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Thunder bastard

A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes
by Lolaman June 17, 2020
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Kitty Bastards

1) - A community that started off on Discord, originally called Meow Squad, then briefly renamed to Meowmismic Squad, and eventually became Kitty Bastards. The community created its own phrases and abbreviations, such as "Meowdy," "Clawless," and "KB" (short for Kitty Bastards), which are all commonly used by its members.

The official symbol of the community is a red background with the black silhouette of a sitting cat's upper body, though similar variations are sometimes used.

Kitty Bastards is also occasionally referred to as Kitty Palace.

2) - A term used to refer to the people as a whole within the Kitty Bastards community.

3) - The plural form of Kitty Bastard.
1a) "Have you spoken in Kitty Bastards before?"
1b) "Oh wait, you're part of Kitty Bastards?"

2) "I don't have anything against Kitty Bastards—some of them can just be a bit much sometimes."

3) "There were a few Kitty Bastards that seemed to like the way we spoke."
by aggudesu October 06, 2024
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