Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.
by Douwntanal October 30, 2019
Get the The Hiroshima rice cookermug. by Quandary wigglebottoms April 29, 2022
Get the connor ricemug. by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 7, 2025
Get the Japanese Rice Krispymug. A “Shane Rice” is basically a living organism that is riddled with chlamydia and genital warts. Usually comes in the form of a ginger brute.
“Did u see that dorty hallion over there sniffing his ballsack, yon X-ray toe is definitely riddled, my best guess is he’s a Shane Rice”
by Probenecid 39265 September 29, 2020
Get the Shane ricemug. by Neverbeu December 6, 2019
Get the rice puddingmug. Make sure you rinse your rice. This is how you make it sticky. Rinse it over and over until it is pretty much clear. If you don't rinse it, the rice particles will rub together, and these particles will cloud your water and make the rice dry and awful to eat. Take this from an Asian. Please rinse your rice if your want to make it sticky and yummy. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE STICKY RICE!
Person: "How do you make sticky rice? I can't figure it out!"
Second person: "Rinse it a few times, and it will make it very sticky and super yummy!"
Second person: "Rinse it a few times, and it will make it very sticky and super yummy!"
by sreiko December 25, 2020
Get the Sticky Ricemug. 