Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert

He’s racist and has a big head

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.

by Zedslo December 22, 2022

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Robert asp

A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer

Bro du be so Robert asp

by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018

Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018

Robert

A man that is deeply depressed and sad. And has a strange interest in satanism and how women are property and loves Lil peep

My name is Robert

by Y not 👌😂 November 25, 2018

Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018