Aflo's Theory

The scientific and philosophical theory stating that at any point of its' existence- there is at least one tomato either submerged, or floating upon any of the worlds oceans.

Me: "I'd like to introduce you all to Aflo's Theory-"
Scientists: "Oh? What is it?"
Me: "It is a theory stating that at any given moment- there is at lest one tomato in the ocean."
Scientists: "-And what, pray tell, is the purpose of this theory?"
Me, now revealing the backpack of tomatoes I brought to the beach: "Gazpacho."

by Genkoti March 18, 2023

The Ridings Theory

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.

Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."

by jm6695 December 24, 2013

Category theory

Category theory, *very basically*, is the study of functions. ANY functions. ANYTHING that changes some object to another object is fair game here. Because of this FUNDAMENTAL property of "changing stuff into other stuff" being everywhere (lambda calculus, programming, normal math functions, even) it can reason about MANY disciplines of math, programming, and even language! So basically, it's universal tools for many things. Pretty useful! :)

My buddy has a PhD in pure mathematics and says.. "Studying category theory is like eating your vegetables." Not sure what that means but it has never left my mind. // Also it is technically composition not functions but shh we don't want to scare away the people who just saw this definition straight away

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

Theory of Gyatt

Gyatt = ((circumference of gyatt - circumference of waist) + (circumference of gyatt - circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct)) x Rdt

*Subject change pending further proof of gyatt levels

"Bro, she's got a Gyatt." "nah, bro, that one is better." "Well, I guess we'll have to plug some measurements into the Theory of Gyatt to determine which ones better."

by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

autocorrect theory

The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing

“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”

“Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory

by Mima is real March 19, 2023

The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023