by ... May 17, 2003
Get the Cock-Master Flexmug. Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
by the Kool Kids Klub February 8, 2010
Get the master-de-baitermug. A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
Get the The Master Cleanse Dietmug. by edvinas123 August 6, 2017
Get the nay nay mastermug. A guy named Alex Apostolopoulos who loves to put his thumbs on everything in sight in particular in nightclubs named cotton.
by Mei Le July 25, 2011
Get the Thumb Master Alexmug. One who thinks they are so cheeky they can cheekily chime any girl, thinking they are in a movie or television show during significant events, or showing how cheeky they can be without noticing/trying.
The Cheeky Chime Master man was cheekily chiming whilst nuns trying to show any emotion or companionship to the girl he is trying to impress.
by Chriseatmyshi September 5, 2023
Get the Cheeky Chime Mastermug. The highest honor achievable by clout chasers. Only upon years on end of constant chasing and successfully chugging 8 Natural Lights may a rookie clout chaser attain the title of Clout Master General. Only one man has ever been granted this honor. All Hail Clout Master General BSmash0903
by _i_speak_the_truth_ March 24, 2019
Get the Clout Master Generalmug.