Fancy Biscuit

Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.

Used as a verb...
Dude1: "Did you donkey punch her?!"
Dude2: "No, but Fancy Biscuited that ass!"

by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016

biscuit firewall

Someone who prevents you from eating more biscuits when you reeeeeally want to.

Pavol: "Vanda is my biscuit firewall!"

by TetrasMark February 10, 2010

shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.

Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?

by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019

Pasty Biscuit

The best of the best of the white girls.

“Damn, look at that fine looking pasty biscuit”

by T6ylynn April 11, 2022

biscuit weed

Biscuit weed is some almost reggie meaning some not so good good.

This some of that biscuit weed.

by Goldie Elizabeth June 12, 2008

Sea biscuit

Sea biscuit:
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.

Look at that "sea biscuit!" She looks like a leather arm chair.

by Cjdecember April 27, 2016

box of biscuits

A box of biscuits is a slang word for money meaning one hundred and fifty pounds. It is commonly used in the south of England.

How much do I owe you? "That will be a box of biscuits"

by biscuit2369 February 11, 2014