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Your mom

The person who gave birth to you and hopefully raised you to be the person you are today or it can be used as a smart ass response to someone.
Hey dude who are you doing this weekend? Probably no one am I right! *laughs*
Actually I am, your mom
by Eoz the sniper March 17, 2019
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Your mom

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
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Your mom

Your mom, or its composition; Ym²C is the denses object to have ever been discovered, researched, and preserved By humanity, it is a common building material for large scale projects.
1. Your mom is usually used on achors and other heavy objects/machineries etc.

2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.

3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
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Your Mom

Noun: The Person Who Is Your Mother
Verb: A very overused comeback, mainly used by not intelligent children.
Person 1: Bro… You are Ugly.
Person 2: Your Mom!
by Roomieofficial November 13, 2022
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International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
by ayushdrane July 14, 2022
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Your mom

by ee er November 11, 2020
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Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.
Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.
by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022
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