Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Salty

Ellie is always salty

Ellie is always salty

by Ndbs November 10, 2019

Salty Furry

A furry so pissed at the YIH community they made an urban dictionary word

Salty furry 1 : Dude i'm so PISSED about the YIH community its not like we are an annoying part of society and we kinda deserve this

Salty furry 2 : I know made a word on urban dictionary and give whoever post it more reddit karma

Salty furry 1 : Bro that is BIG BRAIN

by Stupidiox November 17, 2019

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

sour salty creme cookies

A word to describe a bad smelling room, this is used in place of a no no word that rhythms with Gas, ex. the room smells like *Gas* this word is used by Lucas, Katherine, home depot, and any other spiritual beings

"this room smells like sour salty creme cookies" says lucas. MR (im not goin g to write his last name so we will call him Mr creme cookies) said " lucas did you get any work done while I was away." lucas says " you really think I did work?" (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ and scene ♥

by Mr. HomeDepotTheThird November 18, 2019

Salty

When someone get upset over the tiniest things

Guy 1- She got so salty when she didn’t win on kahoot.

by Madkahootloser November 22, 2019