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Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth
Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?
by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022
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Salty Cowboy

When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")
Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her
by Testicular torsion February 5, 2021
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salty

Basically CharaIsGod
Wow! Stop being like CharaIsGod, you're like so salty today!
by Toucan - Sama August 23, 2016
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salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.
That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
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Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.
Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting
by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023
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Pulled a Salty

Term used during an Xbox live gaming session when while in an Xbox live party, One or more party members say that they are leaving and coming back to the party, but they "never" do.
"ok guys im hungry ima be right back"

"But u never come back"

"I will this time i promise"
(leaves the party)

10 min later

"where is he. He still isnt back yet"

"That fag, he just pulled a Salty"
by Cat lover's Inc. September 5, 2009
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salty cake

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C March 3, 2016
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