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Fat Chick Syndrome

The common behaviors that often associated with fat girls; however, sometime also occur in fat guys. Some of the behaviors are retarded remark or opinion that nobody cares about, spacing out, moody, and weird annoying laugh when they're alone or without any reason.

Also when a skinny chick thinks that she's fat and starts complaining about her weight and acting all crazy and retarded to the point that you just want to smack her.
Did your girl hung out with her fat ass co-worker again? She's showing sign of fat chick syndrome and it's annoy the shit out of me. You need to get her to stay away from that crazy fat bitch.

Altair Syndrome 

A term given to any character in a video game who inexplicably dies by simply touching the water despite them being able to accomplish many other amazing feats.

The name is taken from the character Altair in Assassin's Creed who, despite being a trained assassin who can leap from 50 foot towers into hay and survive, cannot swim and dies from going to deep into the water.

Often used as a cheap way to stop players accessing certain areas by game developers, similar to the invisible wall.
John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) - Brilliant with a gun, managed to take on entire gangs and the Mexican army by himself, cannot swim and dies in waist deep water - Altair syndrome

Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend) - Guitar playing, axe wielding, half demon roadie who lead an army to defeat an demon emperor of a heavy metal based land. Similar problem to John Marston - Altair Syndrome

Batman (Arkham City) - He's batman, do I even need to explain this - Altair syndrome

Meijer’s Syndrome 

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”
Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.

PRINCE HARMING SYNDROME 

Young women’s tendency to become involved in troubled relationships with the wrong men…over and over again.
"Jane must be suffering from prince harming syndrome. Her new boyfriend seemed sexy at first, but last night he was selfish, mean and disrespectful. He'll probably turn out to be slime...just like her last boyfriend."
PRINCE HARMING SYNDROME by QNY August 25, 2009

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) 

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.
Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

Virgin Mary Syndrome 

That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"

Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."

sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut
Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome
sheltered girl syndrome by riot186 February 7, 2012