by d00de93 November 28, 2007
DSN stands for Dystopian Slut Nightmare. This syndrome affects mostly unnatractive succesful men that become haunted with dreams of sedimenting commitments with his low adherence lovers, ending up with a trophy wife or the like.
by terminal1 September 22, 2011
The condition that you cant help pressing the 'enter' button once you finish typing, even it is not a complete sentence.
"yo"
"wtsup"
"today i went to the mall yea"
"starbucks has this new drink"
"with jelly in it"
"i like it so much"
"!!!"
"dude, you totally have msn syndrome, finish your sentence in one box!"
"wtsup"
"today i went to the mall yea"
"starbucks has this new drink"
"with jelly in it"
"i like it so much"
"!!!"
"dude, you totally have msn syndrome, finish your sentence in one box!"
by myyk July 21, 2009
A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.
Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014
An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).
Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey
Also known as Mozza Syndrome
Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey
Also known as Mozza Syndrome
Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"
by WannaBeMorrissey May 02, 2016
A peculiar biological disorder only found in asian people, where the one with the syndrome will often make excuses to go in to other rooms, only to be found sleeping in strange positions.
It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.
It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.
Katherin, did you see that asian man asleep over the fruit stand at the market? Must have been Sartz syndrome
by Dr Ludolf van Trouten December 14, 2010
When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.
godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."
random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."
godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."
random bewildered person: ..........
random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."
godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."
random bewildered person: ..........
by AliceOctober September 21, 2009