bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.

1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.

by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017

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this is when your really bad at the game, you are actually the worst, LITERALLY
get gud m8

he died because he threw a bomb at himself, what a noob.

by TheNinjaFromFortnite June 17, 2018

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Noobs are not to be confused with newbs
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn

Newb:How do i get an AK-74?
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks

noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021

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