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Don't commit MATH it will go on your permanent record
by hitahjosh March 21, 2019
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Math

Math stands for:

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A wanna
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H myself
World: โ€œhey stole, wanna do some math?โ€
Me: *jump out of the window*
World: โ€œYou see, math is essentialโ€
by ThEbAgUeTtE October 28, 2020
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math

my anioence through 7 hours
math is cool
by anonymous April 18, 2022
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Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021
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Common Core Math

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023
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MATH

MATH is an acronym for "Make America Think Harder", one of the main campaign slogans of Democratic candidate Andrew Yang who if elected will give every US Citizen $1000 a month from age 18 until death.
MATH is an acronym for "Make America Think Harder"
by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 5, 2019
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Math

Math means a dumb bitch that should not be used ever.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคš it makes you go insane!-๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคšit makes you almost kys!๐Ÿฅบ
โ€œWeโ€™re doing Math!โ€ .-Ima kms rn..-๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘
by paytonanonclipz on tt December 16, 2020
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