by hitahjosh March 21, 2019

World: โhey stole, wanna do some math?โ
Me: *jump out of the window*
World: โYou see, math is essentialโ
Me: *jump out of the window*
World: โYou see, math is essentialโ
by ThEbAgUeTtE October 28, 2020

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO
3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck
5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework
Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up
*GETS AN F*
Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
Students: NOOOO
3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck
5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework
Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up
*GETS AN F*
Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023

MATH is an acronym for "Make America Think Harder", one of the main campaign slogans of Democratic candidate Andrew Yang who if elected will give every US Citizen $1000 a month from age 18 until death.
by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 5, 2019

Math means a dumb bitch that should not be used ever.๐๐ค it makes you go insane!-๐ญ๐คit makes you almost kys!๐ฅบ
โWeโre doing Math!โ .-Ima kms rn..-๐ซ๐ญ๐ค๐๐ช๐๐ฅต๐๐
by paytonanonclipz on tt December 16, 2020
