Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse

dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....

by ... May 17, 2003

master-de-baiter

Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.

Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.

by the Kool Kids Klub February 8, 2010

The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

PC Master Race

(PCMR for short) An incredibly large social community on the internet who believe that Personal Computers (PCs for short) are far superior than anything and anyone else. They tend to target people who play on consoles, calling them “filthy console peasants, and start ranting on how much better they are. They are narcissistic and overly self-praising people who think that their opinion is fact and constantly push other’s away by being mean.

Just some guy: “Guess what? i just got the new PS5!”

PC Master Race person: “EWW NO FILTH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SPEND A CENT ON THAT TRASH CONSOLE GARBAGE. PC IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH ALL THE GRAPHICS AND FRAMERATES AND STUFF. YOU’LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE YOU NASTY PEASANT.”

Just some guy: :(

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

Raw Master Style

someone who posses a mastery of raw sexual prowess

Come here girl , let me give you best Raw Master Style

by Killah Mouse November 5, 2016

Cheeky Chime Master

One who thinks they are so cheeky they can cheekily chime any girl, thinking they are in a movie or television show during significant events, or showing how cheeky they can be without noticing/trying.

The Cheeky Chime Master man was cheekily chiming whilst nuns trying to show any emotion or companionship to the girl he is trying to impress.

by Chriseatmyshi September 5, 2023

Clout Master General

The highest honor achievable by clout chasers. Only upon years on end of constant chasing and successfully chugging 8 Natural Lights may a rookie clout chaser attain the title of Clout Master General. Only one man has ever been granted this honor. All Hail Clout Master General BSmash0903

Nobody:
Clout Master General Brandon: Ohhh Claire, Come here emmie, Yes chad YES

by _i_speak_the_truth_ March 24, 2019