by ... May 18, 2003
Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
by the Kool Kids Klub February 09, 2010
A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
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by A_Llama March 04, 2004
"OMG, that was so Xcore, the Master of Deception just totally pnwd Amanda"
"Yeah, he said 'Simon says Amanda's a n00b at life in general', get that man a taco"
"Yeah, he said 'Simon says Amanda's a n00b at life in general', get that man a taco"
by Jamck November 09, 2007
The highest honor achievable by clout chasers. Only upon years on end of constant chasing and successfully chugging 8 Natural Lights may a rookie clout chaser attain the title of Clout Master General. Only one man has ever been granted this honor. All Hail Clout Master General BSmash0903
by _i_speak_the_truth_ March 24, 2019