Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .

Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !

by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021

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Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.

Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.

by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015

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Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

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Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

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Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck

"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"

by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020

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the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls.

mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties

Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them.

by KurtyFlo December 30, 2022

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