portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

burnt end

noun. Form of commenting on facebook whereby a string of bland or awkward comments, typically between two people, end with the last comment being 'liked', invariably due to the other person wanting the conversation to end.

origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.

facebooker A: "woa nice photo!!!"
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)

This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.

by facebooker A and B December 11, 2011

Josuke ending

An alternate ending of the famous 177013 doujin where we see Josuke Higashikata, a jojo's bizarre adventure charachter who can heal persons. During his appearance using the manga panels, he heals the girl from 177013, thus giving her a good ending.

"Man, 177013 is truly sad, i feel bad for her"
"Don't worry, read the josuke ending, you'll pray it's canon"

by Mollan Religion March 19, 2024

Ends

the end of a blunt or joint

Nah bro thats ends im good

by endsavoider May 10, 2025

The end

The end of something

Oh hell no, not again, it is the end of world

by xXxSleepyJoeBidenxXx May 16, 2023

Both ending

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.

"How was that gas station sushi?"

"It was delicious, but I was both ending it all night."

by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024