holy mashed potato

a fun word used to describe an outrageous or exciting moment:

"Dude i just completed the last level on cod!"
"holy mashed potato!"

by xXx_cheekyscrublord_xXx March 29, 2015

the holy fucking trinity

.To achieve the holy fucking trinity is to have sex with a blond chick an asian chick and a black chick at the same time
once a man has achieved the holy fucking trinity he must be worshiped by his friends and always be known as a sex god even if he is found having sex with a fat man at a gay bath house.

I almost achieved the holy fucking trinity but then i found out that the asian chick was a man

by Womenrespecror96 October 21, 2019

destroying the holy land

A term used for when someone takes a Christian girls virginity.

During church I took this one Christian girl and started destroying the holy land.

by Everything_been_deleted January 11, 2019

Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

by Sica1 July 7, 2011

Holy my Godness!

an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"

Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*

Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!

Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!

by annoying_yet_adorable April 21, 2010

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010

Holy Fuck Road.

The one experience on any intoxicant whereupon you experience every single side-effect of that substance, as well as every desirable effect in equal measure.

"Man, I really needed last night but I wound up taking a turn on Holy Fuck Road. I was happy and relaxed, but had the feeling that I was insignificant and about to die which also made me tense"

by Y.I. Caers April 17, 2010