Holy my Godness!

an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"

Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*

Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!

Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!

by annoying_yet_adorable April 21, 2010

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010

holy mutha of anal

the praising or excitment of the mutha of anal

HOLY MUTHA OF ANAL!

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

holy mashed potato

a fun word used to describe an outrageous or exciting moment:

"Dude i just completed the last level on cod!"
"holy mashed potato!"

by xXx_cheekyscrublord_xXx March 29, 2015

holy trinity cwe

the most wild catholic school ever. most students are mentally ill, addicted to coke or have gone to juvenile, 6th graders shoot up heroin in the bathrooms, two 8th graders fucked in the teachers bathroom and 4 shooting threats have happened in a month before. there was also a girl who fucked her dog and posted it on pornhub and a guy that sold his cum on the black market. everyone has a 4.0 gpa and a psychotic disorder, we party every weekend, we all love each other it’s great.

oh you go to holy trinity cwe? i bet you’ve got good party stories.

by uwuowothot December 23, 2019

Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

by Sica1 July 7, 2011