Evan

Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.

Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.

by Noobsaibot_thedamned November 23, 2021

corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot

Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him

by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Evan

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.

"Shut up evan you annoying dude"

by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025