what an evan
by radiatorgater May 5, 2020

Evan is A good friend Evan is also a nice person Evan makes a lot of friends I know when Evan sees someone feeling down he makes them better ..... I think it makes sense.
~rickyisdabest
~rickyisdabest
by Rickyisdabest December 15, 2018

An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.
by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025

by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022

Evan is a really nice girl. She’s smart and kind and funny. If you ever meet an Evan, don’t break her heart. You’d regret it.
by elaineeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2021

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight
Evan is God
by anonymous November 23, 2021

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
