“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
by The Stinkster July 28, 2024

a snowman known for being a simp for janet in brawl stars, being slightly addicted to hoplite battle royale, and thinking he's slick and cool with his e-girl discord profile. you might find 21 ferns
dr miaoyuanjianyuanbao - Senior Energy Efficiency Consultant & Sustainability Strategist for Interconnected Geographies of Global Energy Production, Distribution, Consumption, and Environmental Impact, Considering Renewable and Non-Renewable Resources at the Central China Normal University for Higher Education (Human Society and its Environment)
by Trusted Guy July 8, 2025

Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
by roarararar March 16, 2021

by Tbdr April 18, 2018

An amazing 12th Century tennis player, spent most of his time laying eggs on Fred Dibnahs front lawn. Featured in many ground breaking egg laying tennis films during the golden age of horse cameradary. During his early work he even begain to sprout wings and proclaim himself to be the winner of the foundation of the winged horse jumping competition of 1175 AD.
by Barry Gell September 1, 2008

the creator of block chain who’s insanely rich yet decides to torture little children by failing them with positivephysics.com
by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022

What Congress would likely engage in if they tried to decide whether a certain fake 'n' fat physician with a bald head and creepy eyebrows should be removed from da public eye.
Da arrogant TV celebrity McGraw has such a cult following dat there's a good chance dat a lot of da nation's senators and representatives are hard-core fans of his, and so there would probably be a major "Dr. Philibuster" in Washington if they tried to throw him off da air.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
