A "Biggy Breakfast" is a sexual term referring to the act of putting an American breakfast (consisting of pancakes or other substitute, maple syrup, scrambled or over easy eggs, crispy bacon, and an optional side of fruit) on a fat woman's genitals after the male has climaxed inside said genitals. The male then takes a bite of as much food as possible in one bite, and gives the rest to the fat woman. The semen adds a salty taste and creates an enjoyable creaminess to every bite.
Henry: "Hey Margaret, wanna do a Biggy Breakfast?"
Margaret: "Sure! I'm really craving some breakfast food right now. Let's do it without fruit though."
Margaret: "Sure! I'm really craving some breakfast food right now. Let's do it without fruit though."
by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024
Get the Biggy Breakfastmug. Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".
Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!
by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011
Get the Baggin's Breakfastmug. When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
Get the Cop’s breakfastmug. A so called breakfast-moment is something very rare, that may or may not happen between two individuals.
Its often referred to moments in wich time doesnt pass with usual speed. There is an Illusion of Slow-Motion.
Its often referred to moments in wich time doesnt pass with usual speed. There is an Illusion of Slow-Motion.
Person E: Dude me and Person T had a breakfast-moment yesterday.
Person B: Whats that?
Person E: If you ask that, it never happend to you. Sorry for that.
Person B: Whats that?
Person E: If you ask that, it never happend to you. Sorry for that.
by Ryan Fish. Depp June 25, 2018
Get the Breakfast-Momentmug. A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
Get the I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!mug. After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.
Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!
by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019
Get the Ibor City Breakfastmug. In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.
"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
by Roland1999 March 14, 2011
Get the breakfast emergencymug.