noob

Noobs are not to be confused with newbs
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn

Newb:How do i get an AK-74?
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks

noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021

Noob

ItsRick

Hey Noob!

by The God Of Toast September 23, 2021

Noob

I eat ass

Dude I’m such a noob!

by YeeterTheSkeeter December 3, 2019

Noob

Person who just started playing a video game especially call of duty

Wow Doug is only a level 2 prestige, he is a noob

by Samantha124388 May 2, 2025

Noob

N. 1. A word that describes someone who is new to a particular subject, concept, etc.

N. 2. A word used as a general insult for someone who lacks intelligence, understanding or is just an idiot; nincompoop.

1. "Let's go farm off the noobs."

2. "Look at those fucking noobs on the lawn."

by DoctorSodomy September 4, 2011

Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012

the noob song

A song that was popularized by Jackroo which have been taken down sometime in 2020-2022. It used to be pretty popular in 2018

The noob song was popular in 2018.

by when you bottom text February 19, 2023