If I had my little way

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
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I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020
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Bonnie I Want You

What you gonna do when the sun comes up
You tryna get right with the fuck ups
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You
by SPrice1980 June 24, 2023
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Bonnie I Want You

What you gonna do when the drugs run out
Standing in the street with your tits out
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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