what are u smokin

some thing that is unbelieveable

Dude I finished my hw in like 3 minutes!
What are u smokin?!!

by rastafarian December 17, 2002

U + Ur Hand

When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off

Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL

by Eric and Robin December 21, 2007

r u fkm?

Shorthand (aka Tweethand or Texthand) for the emphatic incredulous query: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Y: I couldnt get the food, bro', there was just too much traffic!
M: r u fkm? (with the car packed & ready for a trip up the coast.)

by wordphile0810 October 4, 2010

f n u

Fine and you

How are you doing today?

F n u

by Bus Schedule October 24, 2009

stall on u

to fight with that person

if u dont stop fucking messing wit me i am going to stall on u
or
Dont touch me before i stall on u

by john234 May 29, 2008

U-B

An exclamation yelled whilst making a u-turn in an unauthorized, highly dangerous area; often cutting off other motorists minding their own business.

"Holy Shit, you can't turn here...you're gonna wreck that asian kid on the tricycle...watch out... U-B!!!"

by The T. isn't silent. May 6, 2009

u teh funneh

to be uberly funneh.

skyman is teh funneh

by teh funneh man September 15, 2003