He’s a four eyed specy nonce, who’s shit at fifa, loves hanging from a tree by his underpants. He loves dressing up in girls clothes and has a pink tutu which he loves to wear when his parents are out. Drives a black Nisan which has the turning circle of a double decker bus, handles wood for a living.
Ashley
by Hd1578 November 22, 2021
Get the Ashley mug.A person with an excuse for everything. An Ashley needs random excuses to cover up any mistakes. Nothing is ever Ashley's fault because oopsies and she loves you. An Ashley will also take blame for anything that she did not do. An Ashley is a total walking contradiction.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
"Who drank my whiskey?"
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
by Reoccurring Alternating Ash March 23, 2025
Get the Ashley mug.Ashley Skylar is a current American pop singer. She is a very caring person and loves her Skylanators.
by idkqysername April 8, 2019
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Get the Ashley mug.to describe the most retarded person ever. u cant get stupider than this. loser in life in every single way possible. fat? ur an ashley! retarded? hi ashley!
by Lannininiana June 17, 2025
Get the ashley mug.Awesome looking guy.He loves hanging out with friends and sometimes family.He is an amazing gamer and can't stop getting into fights. He started of with a rough start but has become more happy.
by King bashdog May 10, 2018
Get the Ashley mug.The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.
"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"
by ThePublicker February 13, 2025
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