salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Salty Spitune

When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.

They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.

by Dr. Ghil September 20, 2016

Salty

1. A person that won’t forgive you for days

2. A person that makes a big deal out of everything.
3. A small asshole or cunt
4. Stingy as fuck

Fuck Charlie is so salty he won’t give me my ten dollars because I won’t tell him a secret.
Amari is so salty she threw a fit when I made a small joke.

by The cuck tickeler May 19, 2018

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016

salty codger

when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"

(noun)

Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)

by Smartaleec9 March 8, 2019

salty

When you smash your controller on the table when you lose a game, a league player is another exampel. When you rage so much that the house blows up. ALLAHUA AKBAR

FUCK SHIT; THIS GAME SHIT FUCK SALTY SHIT

by Lildevel January 4, 2017

Salty

1 word ...Saul!

Hello salty

by Chickennugsinit February 26, 2018