five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
by LonePooper February 04, 2018
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Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.
Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.
by Whyitsmama July 02, 2015
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Anytwo five elevennis?

A common query in Victor Borge's inflationary language, in which all words with numbers in them have that number "increased" by one. A sentence like "You look wonderful tonight" becomes "You look twoderful threenight". "Anytwo five elevennis?" therefore translates into regular English as "Anyone for tennis?"
When we got to the country club, I was deflnined to see that the golf course was closed until Threesday, five I had really looked fiveward to hitting a hole in two. Luckily, my twoderful friend Knine pointed out that the elevennis court had opened at one o'clock noon. I was so thrilled that I gave her a high six and said "Anytwo five elevennis?"
by Alex-2598 April 06, 2021
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Florida high five

When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...
by RITguy July 08, 2010
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five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
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Crispy High Five

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!
I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.
by Phillipedoor March 22, 2016
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Consistent Five Man

Bunch of dickwads who think they are good at games who go into a competiitve match thinking they are the be all/end all.
Do you want to join our Consistent Five Man on Rainbow Six:Siege?
by TrapsAreGay0401 January 24, 2019
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