Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(

by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

Blond

A beautiful brown girl described as a blonde white person, which they are always smart, pretty and
just…PRETTY

That is a blond brown girl right there!

by Unicorn21! August 18, 2022

Blendr

To blend make up

Blendr your face for a smooth finish.

by Jaguargurl June 30, 2022

Blendi

A yass slay girl boss pussy queen that I'm really downbad for

"Blendi step on me)

by Fooxstussy July 1, 2022

BLONDE

hailey marie

blonde says:
let’s go girls
-Dolly Parton

by maibee98 July 10, 2022