Fuck bastard

A very stupid person

Leave me alone you fuck bastard.

by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022

Bastard

A fatherless child also used as an insult

Jake is a bastard

by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Bastard

A word used to describe Chip from the hit DND podcast Just Roll With It.

"That was a bastardly fart!"

"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."

by bastardlylen June 4, 2024

smelly bastard

A boy who is very smelly

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks

by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

bastard

another way to say "teacher"

me: do u like Mrs. y
you: yeah, she's my fav bastard

by veryveryimperch September 13, 2025