AUSTIN

He's got kind eyes, a smile that lights up a room matched with a goofy yet genuine laugh that will cheer anyone up. He thinks he's a giant turd but in reality he would give the world to those he cares about. Austin is a chameleon in the best way, he can flow in any situation, he can blend in or stand out. Kind of a badass, kind of a bish (most importantly, thee bish). No doubt with the right partner, someone to help him see how gifted and incredible he is, he could take over the world.

God damnit Austin, why are you so amazing.

Ohhhhhh Austin...

by GZJ November 24, 2021

Austin Sabel

A flakey best friend who doesn't always know what's going. Gets in trouble way to much.

My coworker, Austin Sabel, isn't all with it all the time

by Kissmeaustinsabel May 23, 2018

Austin

A Big Dick Fuck Truck Of A Man

If you need pleasure get yourself an Austin

by CollateralDammage July 10, 2021

Austin

Stupid dumb nigger fart. Blonde bitch with no life he eats ass for a living. Bro literally will never get pussy

Bro watch out is that dumbass nigger austin what a fucktard

by Vorentaz May 1, 2022

Austin

The G.O.A.T .

Wow AUSTIN is the greatest .

by Kingblaco July 16, 2017

Austin

A short guy who always thinks they’re always funny. Austin always gets along with others, until revealing his giant ego. Monday’s are hated only because of him.

Shivam: You look nice today, Austin. (No Homo)
Austin: Why, thanks.
Also Austin: I do love how awesome I am and how I look.

by Mommy was here November 13, 2019

Austin

His dad is hot.

I’m gonna go over and see Austin’s dad.

by lolzebras April 4, 2022