Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 11, 2021

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

snake sack

Basically another name for a condom ,for those who don't wanna be to obvious

He asked his gf to buy a box of snake sacks for later that night.

by SSSSSSSSAVAGE February 02, 2017

Flesh Snake

A penis; male genitalia.

I saw his flesh snake as he was getting out of the shower at the gym .

by stinkyshitbritches May 14, 2018

Snake mate

A sly person , who may have back stabbed you, chatted shit about you or just been sly. They are the worst types of people! Because they gained your trust and then stabbed you in the back ! They’re (fucking sly pricks) !

Girl:Omg what a bitch!
Other girl:I Know , what a snake mate!

by Dreamboat101 January 07, 2018

snake people

they’re people, but snake. they slither, they’re slimy. it’s like birth to a twenty one pilots song

people, become snake people

by Wolf warrior August 31, 2019

heroin snake

A person who is so addicted to heroine that he/she will snake their friends to get high from heroine

Jeffy: Did you hear about that heroin snake going around school? Apperently he stole jack's phone and sold it for heroin.

Clara: stay classy O'neill

by afghan maurice January 23, 2015