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Christian Academy of Knoxville

Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.
by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021
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Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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Mercersburg Academy

When the only thing people talk about is the latest hookup
Did you hear about J and A?
Mercersburg Academy
by Gl25 January 26, 2025
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Genesee Academy

Genesee Academy is a school for rich Arabs in Michigan and it's filled with girls and boys from grades pre-k to twelve grade. Many things happen at Genesee Academy. The drama is outstanding. If you want to get bullied and feel left out and be gossipped about, this is the place for you! They think they are better than anyone else when in reality they are not. Genesee Academy also gives so much homework it takes over your life. The homework is not even useful it just takes so much of your time. The teachers are Genesee Academy are the worst teachers ever. Genesee Academy is so desperate they will hire pretty much anyone. No one wants to work with them because the kids are crazy. The teachers cry and hate their job and just pray to God. The teachers curse out the kids and some of the teachers had OnlyFans. The art teacher doesn't even know how to do art. The kids literally do better art than the teacher. The parents have no clue whatsoever what their kids are engaging in. All the other schools know that GA has major tea because these girls and boys have no chill. They love to talk to each other and are the worst at lowering their gaze. You can see the tension between the eye contact just from one visit to the Flint Islamic Center Mosque. Some kids vape and date and do haram things. But at the end of the day, these kids are good and they are smart. They work hard for their grades and are very close with each other creating friendships that will last a lifetime.
"Oh my god those girls are so cliquey they must be from Genesee Academy."
by JenTaya February 20, 2024
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grove academy

a school full of shit im talking about the teachers going to grove is like going to a night club mixed with a strip club theres those girls who are completed hoes who smoke on a daily. there those retarded yr8 that think that they are complete savages so they disrespect yr 9 and get beaten the shittttt out of them. and finally yr 9 savs they are olders and if you know about tescos uno and i feel sorry for that polish lady not stating names
grove academy is getting shut down by the fbi because of a drug smuggling ring involving a two crack head girls and a black boy all are in yr9
by grove lick my ass January 30, 2020
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Tabor Academy

Tabor Academy is a boarding school located in Marion, MA. Tabor Academy is full of a shit ton of sexy boys and limited amount of even cute girls. The boys know how to throw down and get fucked up while the girls can’t handle 1 claw. The guys look at girls from other schools because Tabor girls just don’t do the boys justice.

-Student from other school
The boys at Tabor Academy are so fucking hot.

Tabor Academy is full of sexy men
by Brooks Student October 26, 2020
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Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.
Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.
by yb_thenun October 16, 2019
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