Joe Biden

A dementia ridden, ignorant, fool of a president.
A person who often stutters or forgets things.

Guy 1: Woah, look at that guy stuttering!
Guy 2: He must be Joe Biden.

Guy 1: How the fuck did Joe Biden win
Guy 2: I don’t know

by tundraisquitehungry November 19, 2023

Biden Scholar

Someone who was given a degree without meeting requirements or credits in the name of inclusion and race.

Woke colleges dropped standards and expectations of learning to enable more ethnicities to graduate as Biden Scholars while their peers actually have to hit those bench marks. Ted is a doctor but he came in last in his class. But you don’t need to know that. Scalpel!

by Zonahotwings April 10, 2023

“The President Biden”

Sexual move: when a guy is deep inside a woman and is about to bust he yells “PRESIDENT BIDEN!” and then pulls out at the last moment.

I was really giving it to my girlfriend but just before I busted inside her I pulled off “The President Biden” and pulled out just in time.

by Disco808 July 23, 2024

Biden his time

What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.

Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.

by QuacksO February 24, 2023