Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

salty

Salty

- Pissed off
- Mad

Usually, if the names Owen and roden at the end you're going to get the definition of salt
69% of the time.

"oi blud, you're salty aren't you wagwan!"

by Jeffydickballs August 14, 2017

salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi

Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."

by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020

Salty hoe

Andrew Williams is a salty hor

Andrew Williams is a salty hoe when he's playing black ops 3

by Dicky ducky September 7, 2016

salty mcnasty

When you blow a load down a woman’s throat. The salty comes from the semen that is dripping down her throat.

I have Shanda a big ole salty Mcnasty last night.

by T-erection April 18, 2021

Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.

"Can you give me a salty banana boat"

by SikkaPash April 25, 2025

Salty

When you lose on fortnite

Guy1:man I’m so salty
Guy2:why
Guy1:I lost on fortnite

by NinjaBreadMan04 February 23, 2018