Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
by e.skoland February 27, 2022

by Ollib April 16, 2025

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.
Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
by anonymous May 3, 2025

White Guy: Can I pls have 1 chicken frie rice
Asian: What?
White guy: I said , can I pls have 1 chicken frie rice
Asian: I'm gonna karate chop yo face off you stereotypical prick!
Asian: What?
White guy: I said , can I pls have 1 chicken frie rice
Asian: I'm gonna karate chop yo face off you stereotypical prick!
by Pinoy_Boy February 4, 2018

1 Step Above a Potato PC
Most Laptops are Rice PCs
(It can run most 2d stuff Just Fine But With 3d stuff You need to turn quality to low to get 60fps)
Most Laptops are Rice PCs
(It can run most 2d stuff Just Fine But With 3d stuff You need to turn quality to low to get 60fps)
by Swampert Fan August 24, 2022

"Ice Rice" is the friend who all the girls love, but will never touch him. Sure, he's funny and nice but Ice Rice doesn't get any pussy. Sorry Ice Rice.
by Lil Girthy October 30, 2021

Rice is the most amazing person in the world. Besides, she is intelligent and hard-working, but sometimes she will be tired and sleep in the classroom. Oh, Rice, you are such a good appetizer and meal partner that everyone who eat lunch or dinner will be very happy. She likes books, joining activities and anything free that is worthy. She can eat a lot, a Hakka type person, but can save a fortune. The name, Rice, is not only a healthy grand but also is a good person in the world. She is a true keeper, so if you meet a Rice, dont let her run away from you.
by Rriitta November 23, 2021
