King Retard 

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.

That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!

King Retard by Fairey May 25, 2008

Captain Retard 

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).

I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.

Captain Retard by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009

Dumb retard 

An individual who's idiocy surpasses the normal limit of retarded-ness.

Sharon: "Look at that guy Carlos, hes trying to write with the wrong side of a pen haha"
Michael: "Hahaha, what a dumb retard"

Dumb retard by CSDJamaica July 20, 2014

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....

When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S) by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019

fat retard slob 

a man from billerica massachusettes named bobby that lives on old concord rd.

man that fat retard slob just sucked off a dude.

fat retard slob by dick james hurtz December 24, 2007

Half Retard 

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

Half Retard by Glapogos October 18, 2008

Raging Retard

To be extremely unpredictable while intoxicated. A person in this state will do actions they won't while sober such as, jump off or into things, bite others, break objects. Also while talking/yelling you may understand the words but their sentences will not make sense and seem completely random.

But overall you still have fun either being a Raging Retard or your friend is acting like one.

Kevin; "Man, did you see Jay last night, he broke a mirror in the bar, bit Dan's girlfriend, and was giving bums on the streets hugs and cigarettes"

Dave: "Yeah, he was a real raging retard after those 6 shots of Jager."

Raging Retard by zr2pilot July 4, 2008