Jacob and Kyle day

Jacob and Kyle day is a national holiday celebrated on the date of November 15th. It’s a day for celebration, drunkenness, and tomfoolery.
Today is national Jacob and Kyle day let’s get turnt.
by Jacoballen6 November 15, 2022
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Sweet Jacob's Stew

An expression of surprise or awe. Typically spoken on the same day of having a bowl of stew at the Yellow Deli in Chattanooga, TN however can be used at any time.
Sweet Jacob's Stew! That cult makes a damn fine sandwich!
by jimmycrackwhore September 22, 2011
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beljain jacob sheffield

its when jacob sheffield swallows a lot of horse cum and fisting becca
beljain jacob sheffield
by steven56788 March 02, 2010
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jacob got em!!

when someone pulls a funny prank on someone else you expected to scream "Jacob Got em!!". originated from a group of annoying kids from queens New York.
*kid pulls down some girls sweat pants*

other kid yells out haha "Jacob Got Em!!"

* they all smile, laugh, and walk away*
by dicks4lifee123 December 30, 2011
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Big Daddy Jacob

Big Daddy Jacob likes turtles and has a phat ass, he likes little children and also likes Joseph’s left nose hole. Noah’s dick is his favorite toy and he likes daddy big Emirs ass hair. Bruno doesn’t even like Mary
Big Daddy Jacob is fine ass fuck
by Big Daddy Jacob November 25, 2021
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Jacob hackney shit

a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you

b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii
He was talking about this one girl all night, that's truly some Jacob hackney shit
by Sweetpantherpurrs123 June 24, 2017
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Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*
by iacobus3232 November 09, 2020
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