Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*

by iacobus3232 November 9, 2020

Jacob Tyler Jackson

A lanky kid with the emotional maturity of a -3 year old. He claims to have terets and says thats pp to everything. Jacob Tyler Jackson is a very good gamer although if he gets mad he WILL crash the server. His fursona cat name is bumbleflight.

Jacob tyler Jackson: Thats so pp i finna bumble away
senior jp: u r retarded

by Jase Price September 11, 2019

jacob got em!!

when someone pulls a funny prank on someone else you expected to scream "Jacob Got em!!". originated from a group of annoying kids from queens New York.

*kid pulls down some girls sweat pants*

other kid yells out haha "Jacob Got Em!!"

* they all smile, laugh, and walk away*

by dicks4lifee123 December 31, 2011

Jacob hackney shit

a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you

b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii

He was talking about this one girl all night, that's truly some Jacob hackney shit

by Sweetpantherpurrs123 June 24, 2017

Big Daddy Jacob

Big Daddy Jacob likes turtles and has a phat ass, he likes little children and also likes Joseph’s left nose hole. Noah’s dick is his favorite toy and he likes daddy big Emirs ass hair. Bruno doesn’t even like Mary

Big Daddy Jacob is fine ass fuck

by Big Daddy Jacob November 25, 2021

Jacob and Kyle day

Jacob and Kyle day is a national holiday celebrated on the date of November 15th. It’s a day for celebration, drunkenness, and tomfoolery.

Today is national Jacob and Kyle day let’s get turnt.

by Jacoballen6 November 15, 2022

Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.

Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.

by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020