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Cambree Evans

by xyobbygirlx June 6, 2021
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Evan's Boywife

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard

Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.

Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.

Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025
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Evan

smells nice
is a weeb
can be very gay
Evan told me likes to tickle Leon's balls
by _Random_Girl_ February 27, 2022
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Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot
Evan is a bad person
by Stupid888 November 26, 2019
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Evan

Sexy ass dude with a giant cock that goes into your moms ass all of the time
by Gfdyyhbggy October 29, 2019
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Evan

Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?
Hey Evan your cute
by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021
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Evan

Smart negro but skinny cock
Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky
by TheCockMan May 20, 2019
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