pedro is cooler

Pedro is cooler defines the person 'Pedro' who has a huge amount of swag. He is much cooler than the average person and often denies it as he is humble. If you happen to meet a Pedro is cooler guy you should keep him forever as they're a rare breed.

"Look I'm not cooler than you ok?"
"Yes you are! Pedro is cooler!!"

by ahemmmmmm March 14, 2021

Pull a Cooper

To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.

Bobby: Hey did you see Janice Pull a Cooper earlier?
Jack: Yeah it was so gross!!!

by YourMomLovesABartender September 4, 2021

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021

Paul and Cooper

Paul and Cooper are a very cute couple they can never be separated and they normally meet each other at school and start their relationship from their Paul normally takes the male role and cooper takes the female role but they are both men.

Did you guys see Paul and Cooper at the movies they were so gay

by BigMan420! February 18, 2022

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022

Pulling a Cooper

When someone overthinks everything and argues about every little thing

"Omg bro you LITERALLY said that he dies"

"NO I DIDN'T"

"Bro stop pulling a cooper"

by Aninsignificanthuman April 27, 2022